Every year I go out and look for an ornament for my tree, but usually end up finding things that make me scrunch up my face and wonder, “how the hell did they get that thing marketed as an ornament”?
Or I find something that’s busted up just the right way that I deem it worthy of a blog mention.
This year, I’ve been out early, and either my tolerance for bad holiday ornaments has increased, or someone didn’t have too many bizarre ideas about what people would want to hang on their trees to celebrate the season.
Maybe I’ll have to update this blog as the season wears on, but to date, here are the only three ornaments that I felt worthy of mention.
1. Celebrate the season of “Christ” with a devil head hanging from your tree! C’mon, everyone is doing it!
2. Ah’ll be Bach…or Beethoven… or maybe just to kill you so you never exist. So, small child, go to sleep and dream of sugar plums and fairies and maybe….a Terminator.
3. And finally, Beware the Christmas pterodactyl!!
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and a very Scary,…errr…Merry Christmas to you and your family my friend…