My mouse refused to mouse. So I beat it and threatened to replace it.
My printer didn’t want to print. So I cursed it and then did the printer repair dance.
My computer objected to being shut down. It was having too much fun jammin’ to Boston and Extreme! So I kicked it and hit the reset button while doing the printer repair dance.
My attention couldn’t focus on my work. So I blogged instead, and took pictures of my new socks and danced the printer repair dance.
Who wants to work when the sun is shining and you have a full cup of coffee anyway?? lol